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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

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